Behold Cleatus, a full-fledged, butt-kicking, football-holding action hero for the kid in every NFL fan. Or the NFL fan who's still a kid. No difference really.
Made of the "highest quality" materials, this robo-plaything boasts the "greatest attention to detail," -- so...comes with a broken lunate bone?
Regardless, charge that $32 (+shipping) on your credit card and wait 1-2 business days for your sports fanatic wish to come true.
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