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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 03:09 PM CST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 10:32 AM CDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 03:47 AM CDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 09:27 AM CDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 10:02 AM CDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 10:45 AM CDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's first...

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Paea Pushing Free Agent Value Higher and Higher

Paea Pushing Free Agent Value Higher and Higher

The Chicago Bears spent a lot of money and draft picks on their defensive line this year, but a holdover from last year could be their most valuable asset, as Stephen Paea continues to dominate.

Chicago Area Braces For Frigid Thanksgiving

Chicago Area Braces For Frigid Thanksgiving

While the East Coast braces for a travel-busting snowstorm leading up to Thanksgiving, the Chicago area will see a mostly snowless forecast.

Thieves Drive Into West Side Clothing Store

Thieves Drive Into West Side Clothing Store

Red Dodge Caravan was driven into "Cisco NYC" on the 4000 block of West Madison Street early Wednesday morning.

Chicago-Area Outlet Malls Unleash Deals on Thanksgiving

Chicago-Area Outlet Malls Unleash Deals on Thanksgiving

Black Friday is upon us. If you plan on getting your shopping done all in one place, here's a list of opening times and top deals at outlet malls in the Chicago area and beyond.

Wrigley Field Bleacher Renovation May Be Delayed

Wrigley Field Bleacher Renovation May Be Delayed

The timeline may be off for the Chicago Cubs to have the Wrigley Field bleacher renovation done by opening day.

Watch: Texas Family Rescues Dog With Jug on Head

Watch: Texas Family Rescues Dog With Jug on Head

A Texas family says they saw a dog around their property for weeks. The dog got a jug, which was open on both ends, stuck on its head. The jug was part of a pet feeder in Audra Bohannon's barn.