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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 03:09 PM CST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 10:32 AM CDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 03:47 AM CDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 09:27 AM CDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 10:02 AM CDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 10:45 AM CDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's...

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Victims Still Fear Convicted Cyberstalker

Victims Still Fear Convicted Cyberstalker

Lincoln Park man notorious for destroying online reputations to be sentenced Tuesday.

Nurse Accused of Having "Unsolicited" Sex With Patient

Nurse Accused of Having "Unsolicited" Sex With Patient

Lawsuit claims woman had intercourse with medicated patient awaiting heart transplant.

Man Injured in Elgin House Explosion

Man Injured in Elgin House Explosion

Crews were called to the home in the 1100 block of Morningside Drive at 9:49 p.m. for reports of a house explosion and fire.

Student, 12, Found With Gun in Backpack

Student, 12, Found With Gun in Backpack

School security reportedly found the weapon on the 12-year-old at about 11 a.m. Monday during a search of the student's bag.

Oak Street Heist Linked to Suburban Louis Vuitton Burglary

Oak Street Heist Linked to Suburban Louis Vuitton Burglary

Sources tell NBC 5 that the same crew may have hit both stores.

Sears Takes $400M Loan From Lampert's Hedge Fund

Sears Takes $400M Loan From Lampert's Hedge Fund

Sears is taking out a $400 million secured short-term loan from a hedge fund run by CEO Edward Lampert.