Touchy-Feely Man Arrested for 242nd Time

Darryl Marlow arrested for aggressively touching people as he panhandled, police say

View Comments (


    Chicago Police
    Darryl Marlow

    Hands off!

    That's what police told Darryl Marlow, 54, who was arrested Thursday night for allegedly touching people aggressively as he panhandled, reports the Sun-Times.

    Marlow confronted and touched customers on the outdoor patio of Tavern on Rush, at 1031 N Rush St., asking them for money, said police.

    Look at that, dinner and a show! And an interactive one at that.

    The Gold Coast's restaurant's patrons complained, and Marlow was arrested just after 6 p.m.

    It was Marlow's 242nd arrest, according to the Sun-Times.

    Holy cow. That's one record we hope stays out of reach.

    Matt Bartosik is a Chicago native and a social media sovereign.