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What's wrong with a little dip in the buff?
Please, keep your pants on, even in your own back yard.
At 5:40 a.m. Saturday, a Buffalo Grove woman looked out her window. Not only did she see the sunrise, but apparently the "moon" was out as well.
The woman's 20-year-old neighbor was enjoying his swimming pool with two female companions, ages 20 and 21. All three were in the buff.
She called police, who shortly arrived at the 500 block of White Pine Road. The officers spoke to the young man about public indecency laws, but he felt his rights were being violated because he was on private property.
Nonetheless, police remained on the scene until the three skinny dippers got dressed and went inside the house.
Charges were not filed, and names were not revealed. Just skin.
Matt Bartosik, editor of Off the Rocks' next issue, has never been publicly nude. At least, that's what he tells people.