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Roland's Road Show The Burris Circus rolls on

By  STEVE RHODES

Updated 12:34 PM CDT, Tue, Jan 6, 2009

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Now rejected in two jurisdictions.

 

Well, it’s a good thing Roland Burris didn’t cause a scene!   

Senate Appointee Roland Burris Rejected

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Roland Burris was told his credentials are not in order and therefore he would not be seated.

Notes from the circus:

* Burris has said that his opponents "can't deny what the Lord has ordained," but apparently the Lord never reached the Secretary of the Senate and informed her of His plans, because she just rejected Burris's credentials.

* Now Burris has been rejected in two jurisdictions.

* "He's coming in the door, walking toward the appointment desk," Dana Bash reported on CNN. "He's looking, frankly, a litlte confused about where he should go right now." Perhaps he was looking for the gift shop.

* "Hi, I'm Roland Burris. Which elevator should tainted senators use?"

* Bill Sammon on Fox News says the Dems should seat Burris to make this PR problem go away. That's easy for him to say, he wouldn't be one of Burris's constituents.

* CNN reports that the sergeant-at-arms is Terrence Gainer, who was the director of the lllinois State Police when Burris was state attorney general. "So there's a familiar face here." Big deal! For a familiar face he can go to the White House and see half of Chicago.

* National correspondents speculate on what sort of deal can Burris make with Senate leaders whom he will meet with tomorrow. So do we:

A) Bears seasons tickets
B) Run for mayor again
C) A bigger crypt

* Is Burris going to bill taxpayers for his flight?

* The funny thing is that Roland Burris couldn’t get elected to the state senate right now.

* If we let party leaders decide who could get elected we wouldn’t have a President Obama but we would have a Rep. Duckworth.  So, you know . . .

* Rod Blagojevich is watching TV in his den in Ravenswood and laughing his head off right about now.

* Bobby Rush didn't make the flight to Washington, possibly because the airlines didn't want two black people on one of their airplanes at the same time.

* "Members of the media, my name is Roland Burris, and I'm the junior senator from Illinois." I think that's been established. But for a second there, I thought he was going to say, "Live, from New York . . . "

* A lawyer for Burris just confirmed that Burris is the junior senator from Illinois.

* Burris has now returned to his hotel, perhaps to write his memoirs.

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  • Joan of... Tuesday, Jan 6 at 8:27 PM FLAG COMMENT Chris/4:07. Do you think you should encourage chartreuse journalism? Somebody has to be sober and centered down in the critical thinking department. If we cannot get that from our journalists, we are in trouble.***Obamaguy -- Perhaps, Burris's referral to The Lord was taken out of context [so much is these days]. But neither Burris nor anyone else decided to "bring in the circus theme" but your favorite writer. Animals ar ... MORE >
  • Christine Tuesday, Jan 6 at 4:07 PM FLAG COMMENT Right on Rhodes!
  • obamaguy Tuesday, Jan 6 at 3:53 PM FLAG COMMENT Joan of ...get with the program here.....Burris made the Lord statement not the journalist. It was on last nights news before this paper. Burris is full of himself look at his gravestone he has made. Now he says this Lord comment. I'd say the Lord kept him out because Burris isn't doing nothing for the Lord even though he uses a fine "faith" comment. He is in it for him. Just like Blago.
  • The View-er Tuesday, Jan 6 at 3:38 PM FLAG COMMENT I GOT IT!! Rhodes... you have been hoping for a writing slot on "Saturday Night Live" for too long and simply decided to go for a columnist position. What a dark day. We do not need any comedy scripts, just the news -- as concise as possible, please.
  • Patrick Tuesday, Jan 6 at 3:33 PM FLAG COMMENT We are living through a sitcom. There is no other way to describe this situation. A television sitcom couldn't come up with a situation more surreal than this one.

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