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Is that a severe bullet wound in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
That's what one South Side woman was asking when her boyfriend allegedly drove himself to her house after being shot in the groin, reports the Sun-Times.
Police responded to a call at about 4 a.m. near McKinley Park, where they found and questioned a 25-year-old man with a gunshot wound in his groin area, according to reports.
However, the victim refused to tell the authorities who had shot him or where he had been that evening.
Our guess? A nightclub-sweatpants incident.
We're not sure which is worse: this real gun or a glue gun.