In order to save time, some people like to "kill two birds with one stone."
But a teenager got in very big trouble when he killed one bird with one stone.
A security guard at a residential school near South Kedzie Ave and West 31st Street called police after he allegedly saw the teen kill the animal.
Fowl play, indeed.
Crall, a resident at the school, was arrested and charged with cruelty to animals, reports the Sun-Times.
You could say his goose is cooked.
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