Call it the wrong place and time to take a dip.
According to the Naperville Sun, a 30-year-old Lisle man is accused of parking his car in a couple's driveway, knocking on their window, stripping naked and taking a dip in their hot tub.
Police say Haney was drunk and "asked officers what the problem was."
His biggest problem is a charge of attempted criminal damage to property without an owner's consent.
Haney's record shows a misdemeanor marijuana offense more than 10 years ago, the newspaper reported. Haney did know the owners of the hot