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New official poster and slogan for City of Chicago.
The mayor this week refused to make public his stimulus wish list, unlike virtually every other city in America.
"Heh-heh," Daley said.
We've got a pretty good idea of what's on it any way.
- $500 million to create Daley Cone of Silence
- $125 million keep Meigs Field closed
- $53 million to replenish the Keep Aldermen Sedated Fund
- $863 million to complete transfer of city government to Chicago 2016
- $100 million in quarters to hand out to friends for new parking meters
- $15 million for stationery to expand enemies list
- $4 million to make Jody Weis go away
- $25 million to buy giant clocks for city workers
- $6 billion to complete Block 37
- $1 million in small, non-sequential bills