Daley: Out Of Ideas

But we're not

By Steve Rhodes
|  Tuesday, Jul 28, 2009  |  Updated 1:19 PM CST
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Daley: Out Of Ideas

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Nothing left up that sleeve.

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Mayor Daley said this week that the 2016 Olympic bid was the only idea left in his brainpan to stimulate the city's economy.

"I have nothing [else] up my sleeve," he admitted.

We do. A few ideas:

- Build a little airport on Northerly Island!

- Build a big airport in the south suburbs.

- Take the parking meter system public.

- More liquor licenses, not less.

- Stop giving money away to friends and family.

- Divert Olympic spending to jobs program delivering better city services.

- Apply new error tax to Cubs.

- Combine all city departments into one called City.

- Franchise city to other cities.

- Video poker on the CTA.

- Sign 75-year lease with the Outfit privatizing all operations in exchange for an upfront cash payment.

Steve Rhodes is the proprietor of The Beachwood Reporter, a Chicago-centric news and culture review.

Posted Tuesday, Jul 14, 2009 - 1:33 AM CST
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