We all know what happens when you don't have Rihanna's money. She showed us. And it's bloody. But we would rather face all of RiRi's wrath than dare annoy the original bad girl: Miss Piggy.
As part of Vulture's Remix video series comes Miss Piggy "performing" Rihanna's latest hit "B---- Better Have My Money," and while the mash-up premise might seem ridiculous when you first hear it, just wait until you watch it. Seeing Miss Piggy, slaying in her flawless hats and on point wardrobe, shouting at Kermit to "pay me what you owe me" is probably our favorite thing on the Internet right now.
Also, the album that Miss Piggy is apparently dropping soon is called "Good Pig Gone Bad" because....well, what else would it be called?!
Warning: Video contains offensive language. Viewer discretion advised.