John Mayer Denies Rumored Hookup With Kristin Cavallari

"We have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together," he wrote on his Twitter page

Updated 5:15 PM CDT, Thu, Sep 10, 2009

Her body may be a wonderland, but John Mayer says he wouldn't know it.

The cutie crooner denied rumors that he and "The Hills" hottie Kristin Cavallari were getting hot and heavy in a rant he posted on his Twitter page.

"Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman...I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari [sic] with my penis," he posted on his Twitter page on Thursday morning.

Mayer, who split from Jennifer Aniston several months ago, flatly denied the rumor that he and the blonde bombshell were together. The 31-year-old singer took to his Twitter page to clarify the claim.

"I'm sure she's a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together," he wrote. 

Mayer added, "My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli." 

Finally, the singer wrote, "I have never Bensoned her Hedges, not have I attempted to Bartle her James." 

In the past, the singer has also been linked with Jessica Simpson, Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Love Hewitt.

First Published: Sep 10, 2009 9:38 AM CDT

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