With the next season of Jersey Shore just around the corner you can’t help but wonder what else the guidos and guidettes can do to get more attention. They have already been punched in the face, arrested and hooked up on national television and now are touring country, making bar appearances for thousands a night. What else is there?
How about write a book? Yes, you read that correctly.
The book title, which is slated to be Never Fall in Love at the Jersey Shore, is supposed to be a how-to book for future GTL (Gym, Tanning, Laundry) compliers. We’re sure there will be color pictures and handy tips on how to get your orange hued tan just right.
There is no word yet as to when the book will come out or what kind of “wisdom” these two will dish out.
The title of the book should be changed to something more appropriate too. Something along the lines of How to Convince Yourself That Being Orange All Summer Is Cool or GTL: Generation Tan Lines.
It has yet to be seen if they can put together two sentences without slurring their words let alone write a whole book. Whatever the case, you can bet your Jager bombs the fans and haters of America’s guilty pleasure will be waiting in anticipation for the book to come out.