Remember how O.J. Simpson promised to find “the real killers” after he was acquitted of murdering his ex-wife and her boyfriend? Now we know what former Gov. Rod Blagojevich will do with his freedom, if he’s spared a retrial on corruption charges.
Blago is going to find the real crooks.
“There are criminals out there, there are terrorists out there, there are corrupt politicians out there that they should pursue,” Blagojevich said in a shocking appearance Fox News Channel’s “Geraldo at Large” -- shocking mainly because no one knew Geraldo still has a TV show -- “And someone ought to pursue these people who did this to me.”
Blagojevich has described himself as “a soldier for constitutional rights.” If Blagojevich goes free, he’s going to into business as The Illinois Avenger, fighting corruption all over our state. He won’t even need a mask. He can just let his bangs grow. A creative costumer can easily convert the jogging outfit into a superhero’s tights.
Here’s a list of miscreants Blagojevich has already identified.
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