Today, November 29th, is Rahm Emanuel’s birthday.
Happy 54th Birthday, Mr. Mayor.
As someone who understands what it’s like to have your birthday right around the holidays, I know that sometimes your special day can get lost in the shuffle.
For example, sometimes friends plan other, holiday-related activities on your big day and forget about you.
Or your family tries to double up on presents, claiming everything they get you serves two purposes.
At work, co-workers end up sticking your name on already-planned office holiday parties, claiming “Oh, this is for you, too.”
In an attempt to make sure your birthday is as happy as can be, I’ve created a little wish list of the presents I would get you if I hadn’t, you know, already made other plans.
So, here are my top ten presents I wish I could get for Mayor Rahm Emanuel’s birthday: