You never write. You never call.
If that sounds like the end of a bad relationship, then you're not too far off from Brian Urlacher's latest revelation in the saga that is his extended divorce from the Bears.
Urlacher appeared on "In Depth With Graham Bensinger" and admitted he was miffed that he didn't hear from Jay Cutler after it was announced he was leaving the team.
"I did not hear from Jay. Out of all the guys I played with, but that's just, maybe we weren't as close as we could have been. That's just how it is, let's you know where you stand with people," Urlacher said.
Cutler was diplomatic when asked about Urlacher's comments at Halas Hall Thursday.
"I did not call him, so I guess I'll reach out to him," Cutler said.
Perhaps he should consider 1-800-FLOWERS.