Ben’s Breakfast Blog
Tuesday, Jul 7, 2009 at 2:04 PM
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By Ben Bowman

The Blog of War

* All hail entrepreneurs who involve bikinis in their business plans. * While we're on a bikini theme, here's a totally gratuitous slideshow of women in American flag bikinis. * Brooke Shields... Read »

Tuesday, Jul 7, 2009 at 4:09 AM
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By Ben Bowman

Battle Royale

* As promised during this morning's newscast, here is the Greatest Fight Scene Ever.  Warning: This will ruin all other fight scenes for you forever. * Why are athletes stupidly... Read »

Friday, Jul 3, 2009 at 6:23 PM
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By Ben Bowman

Dillinger Steals Another $11 (Now with a sexy second act!)

* I saw "Public Enemies" last night and I was disappointed.  Depp is a great actor.  Michael Mann is dependably awesome.  Christian Bale is always interesting to... Read »

Thursday, Jul 2, 2009 at 1:47 PM
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By Ben Bowman

Where'd I Put Those Nail Clippers?

* Please turn your attention to this growing problem - First-Person Shooter Disease. * Two-thirds of you believe the Michael Jackson death coverage is excessive.  Well, two-thirds of... Read »

Wednesday, Jul 1, 2009 at 2:11 PM
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By Ben Bowman

Jan Terri Doesn't Wanna Lose You Tonight

* Reason #3,728 the 1970s should be forcibly burned from our collective memories: The Paul Lynde Halloween Special. But wait!  There's more!  Part 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6. Everything... Read »

Tuesday, Jun 30, 2009 at 5:32 PM
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By Ben Bowman

Tales of Pink Birds

* For those of you who were hoping to see a video of Ted Danson reading creepy pickup lines, today's your lucky day... * Women are happiest at age 28.  So for all of you 29 and older, get ready... Read »

Monday, Jun 29, 2009 at 2:00 PM
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By Ben Bowman

"Alas, Poor Billy! I Knew Him, Horatio."

I ran an incredibly slow 5K Saturday.  Over 25 minutes.  I am disgusted.  Less than two years ago, I ripped off a 5K in 23:02.  Now I'm two minutes slower?  Either I'm aging... Read »

Sunday, Jun 28, 2009 at 8:59 PM
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By Ben Bowman

Beautifully Broken

Michael Jackson is dead. I'm having a hard time thinking of someone more famous.  Everyone knows Michael Jackson.  Everyone.  I know you've tried the Moonwalk.  Don't act like... Read »

Thursday, Jun 25, 2009 at 9:20 AM
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By Ben Bowman

Star-Crossed, Brain-Dead Lovers

* Current Obsession: MTV's "Is She Really Going Out With Him?"  It's the televised version of HotChicksWithDouchebags.com.  Within 30 minutes, you're introduced to... Read »

Wednesday, Jun 24, 2009 at 12:33 PM
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By Ben Bowman

That Big Publisher's Clearing House in the Sky

* Goodnight, Ed.  I regret you will never be able to explain that convoluted "Star Search" scoring system to me in person. * Wanna get rid of those pesky kids?  High-decibel... Read »