Wednesday, Jul 29, 2009 at 09:07 CDT
"On the East Coast, they have slaves and they believe in slavery and made in China."
* Oh. My. Lord. ... and the Iraq and such as. * 62% of people report sexual tension in their opposite-sex friendships. The other 38% are gay. * Someone is offering Amy Winehouse $800,000 to create her own perfume. The challenge will... Read More
BY Ben Bowman
| 2 commentsMonday, Jul 27, 2009 at 04:10 CDT
In Today's Episode of "Dr. Cement Mixer"...
* "The blog isn't the biggest priority right now." - El Jefe Not so, sir. The blog IS a big priority. I promised its return today and I am true to my word. Right now, the Peacock's Nest is in a bit of a freak-out... Read More
BY Ben Bowman
| 2 commentsFriday, Jul 17, 2009 at 10:00 CDT
Disappearing Eyebrows, Disturbing Underpants and Hurt Lockers
* Crazy: This video was part of a wedding proposal. (Skip the first :34) Crazier: She said yes. * Crocs, the shoe for idiots, are finally, at long last, on their last legs. (Previously... Crocs are the worst thing to happen to feet since... Read More
BY Ben Bowman
Thursday, Jul 16, 2009 at 05:03 CDT
Remember The Time... You Caught on Fire
* Hey, how about that video of Michael Jackon on fire, huh? * Well, I just retrieved my car from the impound lot. Did you know you can't park within 15' of a fire hydrant? I wager I was 10' away. And after parking in my... Read More
BY Ben Bowman
| 2 commentsWednesday, Jul 15, 2009 at 03:05 CDT
Divorce is Inevitable
* The city has once again towed my car. If this happens again, they can keep it. * My worst secret is... * Some women are blessed with brains. Some are blessed with beauty. If you have neither, and you are a 38-year-old woman... Read More
BY Ben Bowman
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Tuesday, Jul 14, 2009 at 03:04 CDT
"I Love the Sun Warming My Body"
A freakishly albino man wants to know how his buddy has so many friends -- and why the Travelocity gnome is getting more play than he is. Let's find out, shall we? Read More
BY Ben Bowman
Monday, Jul 27, 2009 at 03:11 CDT
Can you spare $263,259.78?
* Conversation between Highlander Producer Carol and me this morning... Carol: "You're not doing any stories on the space shuttle?" Me: "No. Forget the space shuttle. All they do is run errands to the space... Read More
BY Ben Bowman
Friday, Jul 10, 2009 at 08:01 CDT
Your Friday Blogasm
This looks cool but probably tastes awful. Half-charred and half-uncooked toast. They're not kidding about the Dark Side. * Merriam-Webster just added 100 new words. Sadly, "blogasm" was not among them. ... Read More
BY Ben Bowman
| 1 commentThursday, Jul 9, 2009 at 04:52 CDT
"Bad," Badly
* EverythingIsTerrible.com brings us another mind-blowingly awful video. I was able to hang with it until the :40-:52 portion, when I forever lost the ability to laugh. * Death by chocolate. * Why do couples shack up before (or in lieu... Read More
BY Ben Bowman
| 2 commentsWednesday, Jul 8, 2009 at 02:38 CDT
No Rest in the Restroom
* Well, THIS is the most disturbing fireworks commercial ever. * I think we can stop with the Michael Jackson stuff now. * Well, one more Jackson thing before we pull the plug: EternalMoonwalk.com is worth a gander. * Okay, one LAST Jackson... Read More
