Ben’s Breakfast Blog
Wednesday, Jul 29, 2009 at 9:07 AM
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By Ben Bowman

"On the East Coast, they have slaves and they believe in slavery and made in China."

* Oh. My. Lord. ... and the Iraq and such as. * 62% of people report sexual tension in their opposite-sex friendships.  The other 38% are gay. * Someone is offering Amy Winehouse $800,000 to... Read »

Monday, Jul 27, 2009 at 4:10 PM
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By Ben Bowman

In Today's Episode of "Dr. Cement Mixer"...

* "The blog isn't the biggest priority right now." - El Jefe Not so, sir.  The blog IS a big priority.  I promised its return today and I am true to my word.  Right now... Read »

Friday, Jul 17, 2009 at 10:00 AM
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By Ben Bowman

Disappearing Eyebrows, Disturbing Underpants and Hurt Lockers

* Crazy: This video was part of a wedding proposal.  (Skip the first :34) Crazier: She said yes. * Crocs, the shoe for idiots, are finally, at long last, on their last legs.  (Previously...... Read »

Thursday, Jul 16, 2009 at 5:03 PM
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By Ben Bowman

Remember The Time... You Caught on Fire

* Hey, how about that video of Michael Jackon on fire, huh? * Well, I just retrieved my car from the impound lot.  Did you know you can't park within 15' of a fire hydrant?  I wager I was... Read »

Wednesday, Jul 15, 2009 at 3:05 PM
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By Ben Bowman

Divorce is Inevitable

* The city has once again towed my car.  If this happens again, they can keep it. * My worst secret is... * Some women are blessed with brains.  Some are blessed with beauty.  If... Read »

Tuesday, Jul 14, 2009 at 3:04 PM
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By Ben Bowman

"I Love the Sun Warming My Body"

A freakishly albino man wants to know how his buddy has so many friends -- and why the Travelocity gnome is getting more play than he is. Let's find out, shall we? Read »

Monday, Jul 27, 2009 at 3:11 PM
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By Ben Bowman

Can you spare $263,259.78?

* Conversation between Highlander Producer Carol and me this morning... Carol: "You're not doing any stories on the space shuttle?" Me: "No.  Forget the space shuttle. ... Read »

Friday, Jul 10, 2009 at 8:01 AM
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By Ben Bowman

Your Friday Blogasm

This looks cool but probably tastes awful.  Half-charred and half-uncooked toast.  They're not kidding about the Dark Side. * Merriam-Webster just added 100 new words. Sadly,... Read »

Thursday, Jul 9, 2009 at 4:52 PM
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By Ben Bowman

"Bad," Badly

* EverythingIsTerrible.com brings us another mind-blowingly awful video.  I was able to hang with it until the :40-:52 portion, when I forever lost the ability to laugh. * Death by... Read »

Wednesday, Jul 8, 2009 at 2:38 PM
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By Ben Bowman

No Rest in the Restroom

* Well, THIS is the most disturbing fireworks commercial ever. * I think we can stop with the Michael Jackson stuff now. * Well, one more Jackson thing before we pull the plug: EternalMoonwalk.com... Read »