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"On the East Coast, they have slaves and they believe in slavery and made in China."
* Oh. My. Lord. ... and the Iraq and such as. * 62% of people report sexual tension in their opposite-sex friendships. The other 38% are gay. * Someone is offering Amy Winehouse $800,000 to... Read »
In Today's Episode of "Dr. Cement Mixer"...
* "The blog isn't the biggest priority right now." - El Jefe Not so, sir. The blog IS a big priority. I promised its return today and I am true to my word. Right now... Read »
Disappearing Eyebrows, Disturbing Underpants and Hurt Lockers
* Crazy: This video was part of a wedding proposal. (Skip the first :34) Crazier: She said yes. * Crocs, the shoe for idiots, are finally, at long last, on their last legs. (Previously...... Read »
Remember The Time... You Caught on Fire
* Hey, how about that video of Michael Jackon on fire, huh? * Well, I just retrieved my car from the impound lot. Did you know you can't park within 15' of a fire hydrant? I wager I was... Read »
Divorce is Inevitable
* The city has once again towed my car. If this happens again, they can keep it. * My worst secret is... * Some women are blessed with brains. Some are blessed with beauty. If... Read »
"I Love the Sun Warming My Body"
A freakishly albino man wants to know how his buddy has so many friends -- and why the Travelocity gnome is getting more play than he is. Let's find out, shall we? Read »
Can you spare $263,259.78?
* Conversation between Highlander Producer Carol and me this morning... Carol: "You're not doing any stories on the space shuttle?" Me: "No. Forget the space shuttle. ... Read »
Your Friday Blogasm
This looks cool but probably tastes awful. Half-charred and half-uncooked toast. They're not kidding about the Dark Side. * Merriam-Webster just added 100 new words. Sadly,... Read »
"Bad," Badly
* EverythingIsTerrible.com brings us another mind-blowingly awful video. I was able to hang with it until the :40-:52 portion, when I forever lost the ability to laugh. * Death by... Read »
No Rest in the Restroom
* Well, THIS is the most disturbing fireworks commercial ever. * I think we can stop with the Michael Jackson stuff now. * Well, one more Jackson thing before we pull the plug: EternalMoonwalk.com... Read »
