Exit, Stage Left.
Hey, gang. Over the last three weeks, the NBC Chicago newsroom has undergone some major changes. Between my actual job and the blog, I've been working 10 hours a day, every day. So I'm going... Read »
Me, Ash. Ash, me.
* This weekend was WizardWorld Chicago. It was a merry time for all sorts of geeks. I'm the one without the chainsaw on his arm. Seeing so many low-level celebrities (Margot... Read »
What is hiding in this man's fat rolls?
* How fat are you if you can hide a gun and two clips of ammunition between your own fat rolls? I bet when this guy pulled 'em out, they were smothered in his own body cheese. *... Read »
Buried Treasure
* Is this real? Man, I hope so. * Please pee in the shower. You will save the rainforest. (Creepy commercial for the campaign!) * 20% of women are attracted to men with a bit... Read »
Roger is multi-faceted
* Keep your loved one's remains in an urn shaped like their bald head. Just $2,600 to create an ash bucket shaped like your family member's noggin. * Paula Abdul is leaving "American... Read »
I still hate Jimmy Buffett
* I'm in hell this week. We're giving away Jimmy Buffett tickets, so we're playing his music and showing his fat, bloated face all morning, every morning. As previously established, I hate... Read »
Does My Hair Look Okay?
* Don't judge my hair. * Unless you wish to remain fatally uncool, you must expand your vocabulary to include the words "presh," "fomo" and "bellig." * Sorry,... Read »
Old and Busted: Fireside Chat. New Hotness: Beer Summit.
* Twitter is actually good for something! Yesterday, the microblogging site started off a trend of people submitting failed titles of children's books. Well played, Twitter. * Most... Read »
Who's up for a friendly game of Buzkashi?
* If your perfume sends 34 people to the hospital, consider sealing your entire body in a giant plastic bag before coming to work. * Todd Stroger's cell phone number hits the internet. When... Read »
Meet the Grant Park Wizard
* Welcome to the website redesign. The goal is to shove as much content as far to the left as possible. Mission accomplished. The new logo appears to involve Pac-Man in blackface. *... Read »
